My Mom says that I test her patience every single day. I don't know why she says that....apparently, she doesn't like it when I throw her shoes in the garbage, or stand on the dishwasher door and unload the dirty dishes onto the kitchen floor. I thought I was helping out. Every time she tries to explain why that's a "no no" she's laughing. So, is it really a "no no"? I sure like to see her laugh, so I just keep doing these "no no" things. My favorite game these days is when she calls my name, I run as fast as I can into my room and shut the door. Then I stand against the door so she can't open it. She really gets flustered when I do that, especially when we're in a hurry to go somewhere. My Grandma Shauna bought me a shirt that says "Patience Tester" on it and I tried to let Grandma know that she really needs to get one of those shirts for my Dad. Between my Dad and I, I think my Mom is really gonna start tearing her hair out. Dad does things on purpose just to get her all fired up and then he blames me. Who needs a brother when you have a Dad like mine?? He teaches me all the tricks to drive my Mom nuts!! At bedtime I'm nice to my Mom because I really like it when SHE puts me to bed. I'll cuddle with her while I drink my sippy of milk. When she starts rubbing my legs and kissing the top of my head, I know she's putty in my hand. I go to bed with her thinking I'm the best thing in her world.
