I turned 2 years old yesterday!! Mom can't believe it! She says that I talk A LOT!! If only she could actually understand everything I say! She told me to let everyone know what I like to do now....so.......let's see.....I LOVE jungle animals! Especially elephants, giraffes and monkeys. I call elephants "epants", giraffes "raffes", monkeys "hooha". My evil grandma Carla got me a big hooha and I love it! I swear that thing is real! I LOVE Winnie the Pooh. Mom watches Pooh with me when its bedtime....I love that Pooh. I LOVE puzzles, but I get really frustrated sometimes when it takes me forever to put the piece in so I scream and sometimes throw the puzzle....Mom says I'm not allowed to that...so I'm working on my temper (so she thinks). I LOVE to be outside. I like to find every stick ("ick") and rock ("wock") and make sure my Mom sees them too. I LOVE kids ("tids"). I go up to the kids at the park and say "hi"....some like me, some don't care. I LOVE going to nursery at church...that place is full of kids...its awesome. I LOVE my grandpas....I call them "papa". Sometimes I get lazy and call them "pop". Mom always laughs when I do this. I LOVE chocolate. Man, that suff is delicious. I LOVE popcorn. When Grandma Shauna takes me to Target she gets me my own bag of popcorn so I'll sit and be nice. I go to Target so much with my Mom or Grandma (sometimes both) I call Target "beyond or booga booga". "Beyond" means Buzz Lightyear ("to infinity and beyond") and "booga booga" means sponge bob square pants. Do you know how many beyonds and booga boogas are there? Soooo many!! I love that place! I LOVE bums! Mom, says this is one of my more wierder quirks. But, I don't know what she's talking about. Bums are great....so soft and squishy. I especially love my Marme's (Aunt Mary) bum. I love to chase her trying to tickle her bum. She runs and screams which makes me do it even more. I call my Marme "Marme bum" cuz I love her bum. I try to pull her pants down so I can see it, but she won't let me. I try to see Mom's too, but she says that wierd and I'm not allowed to do that til I'm married. My Mom will shake her bum for me when I say "Mom, sake bum?" and that is sooo funny when she does that. I laugh so hard and say "gin" until she won't do it anymore. I love bums!! I heard my Mom telling my Dad that I'm a butt guy already. Man, I love bums!
The other day I heard my Mom telling my Dad that I'm so big now. Duh! I'm 2!! She was looking at pictures from my birthday last year and she started to cry cuz I'm no longer a baby!! Again...duh, I'm 2!! I'm a big boy now! She has no idea what I've got in store for her this year! She's gonna laugh so hard at my shenanigans, she's not gonna know what to do with herself.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
